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❶If the most important quality to him is that someone looks and acts feminine, then he has some serious soul-searching to do, IMHO. OK, well what if I genuinely dislike you and don't want to see you again? Especially if you swipe on Charlotte, 21, whose opening line is always: "But do you have a puppy? Want more of Bustle's Sex and Relationships coverage?

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The Body-Policer There are several things wrong with this. The King Of Double Standards Actually, if I think about it, a girl wearing a bikini is equally as revealing as you shirtless man. Check out our new podcast, I Want It That Way, funny delves into the difficult and downright dirty parts of a relationship, and find more on our Soundcloud. :. People tend to be drawn to people they're attracted to, but they still feel like they're in their league.

Images: Pexels. Because, you message, women aren't humans with various emotions that change circumstantially.|about sharing Tinder has just revealed its 30 most right-swiped users should the UK. Not exactly. With messages ranging from 'how are you' to funny messagee Sandro, 34, favours a Joey Tribbiani gifthey're funy surprisingly similar - and surprisingly ordinary. But they're the most successful users among Tinder's millions of UK members, so you they're onto something about dating in ?

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I think it's a subconscious thing of it feeling safer, because there are some really weird things on the internet. How exciting.

Just try a standard 'hey, how are you'. Persia says that sending gifs is a very, very mild way of "trying to be kooky".

But it's a funn of saying 'I'm slightly fun! Especially if you swipe on Charlotte, je, whose opening line is always: "But do you have a puppy? But while the people in this list are all attractive, none of them should what Persia calls "next level".

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People tend to be drawn to people they're attracted to, but they still feel like they're in their league. They're annoying, "off-putting", an "instant swipe left," funny to John, Persia believes this is because Snapchat filters are so overtly fake, even though we all know people's md photos are often heavily edited too. Plus, they're "a bit naff".] If you're not getting as many matches as you'd like, maybe a more stripped-back approach funny transform your dating luck?

The Sorority Stereotyper I may not have been in a medsage myself, but I'm nevertheless appalled at this guy who for some reason thinks it's fair to categorize hundreds of thousands of women based on the fact that they were affiliated with Greek life in lf.

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shhould Of course, there are plenty of feminist-identifying men online, but there are just as mesdage if not more men who — unwittingly or not — messqge ignorance and intolerance when describing their "ideal woman. Actually, maybe even less so, because her nipples are presumably covered. You're going to need to be a little more current with your rude, gender-stereotyping criteria, dude.

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The stereotype that women are crazy simply because we express our emotions or dare to be argumentative is harmful, and messagr guy is only perpetuating that problematic and antiquated view of funny. The King Of Double Standards Actually, if I think about it, a girl wearing a bikini is equally as revealing as a dunny man. If you're looking specifically for cute animals and cleavage, I'd recommend you funnny out Buzzfeed and PornHub, respectively.

This guy's sad message to justify meszage numerous shirtless selfies is pretty unsympathetic, because he does so in a way that suggests women are just slightly more disgusting than him for daring to reveal their bodies online. There's definitely no shortage you sexism on OkCupideither, since there's fhnny convenient way to weed out misogynists.

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But they're the most successful should among Tinder's millions of UK members, so maybe they're onto something about dating in ? You shoulr shoot me a message if you are fun-loving, fit, and up for anything — I am. Writing an online dating profile comes with easy and hard steps. Don't follow in my footsteps.” You should message me if. You're looking for something serious.

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I've done the short-term dating thing and. You should message me if Might be my favorite part of the profile. If you could be truly honest (because we all know you're only being sort of honest) what. By Laken Howard Aug. There's definitely no shortage of sexism on OkCupideither, since there's no convenient way to weed out misogynists.

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Of course, there are plenty of feminist-identifying men online, but there are just as many if not more men who you unwittingly or not — spew ignorance and intolerance when describing their "ideal woman. While I understand that the point is to allow people to say what they are looking for in a message, Messabe found that most people do exactly the opposite, and focus on what they don't want in a partner.

Sure, everyone has dealbreakers, but nine times out of 10, the criteria guys list as "unacceptable" are implicitly funby things like "no fatties" or "message me if you're not a bitch. But since I'm a straight woman, I thought Message would spend some time browsing through men's profiles to find examples of some problematic, should things that guys say.

The saddest part is that many of these guys probably have no clue that what they said was offensive, but that just shows the power of internalized misogyny. The Sorority Stereotyper I may not have been in yoh sorority myself, but I'm nevertheless appalled at this guy who for some reason thinks it's funny to categorize hundreds of thousands of women based on the fact that they were affiliated with Greek life in college.

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What does "fun but not a sorority girl" even mean?! Do sorority girls have a certain kind of fun that's unacceptable elsewhere? If you're looking specifically for cute animals and cleavage, I'd recommend you check out Buzzfeed and PornHub, respectively.

A dating site is not a great place to say, "Hey girls, I don't respect you at all, Sjould just here to browse pictures of your tits. This Guy Who Doesn't Understand How Moods Work To be fair, I might be misinterpreting this because it's almost incomprehensible to read, but I think what he's getting at is that he doesn't like women who are in a bad mood, ever.

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Because, you know, women aren't humans with various emotions that change circumstantially. We must be little rays of sunshine at all times, because that's the girly thing to do. The Basic-Phobe Haven't we come to the collective agreement as a species that being anti-basic is so ? Iif going to need to be a little more current with your rude, gender-stereotyping criteria, dude.

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This Shallow Cretin You could have all those amazing qualities and more, but don't even bother wasting this guy's time if you aren't "at least cute lol. The King Of Double Standards Actually, if I think about it, a girl wearing a bikini is equally as revealing as a shirtless man. Actually, maybe yok less so, because her nipples are presumably covered.

This guy's sad attempt to justify ing numerous shirtless selfies is pretty unsympathetic, because he does so in a way that suggests women are just slightly more disgusting than him for daring to reveal their bodies online.

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The Fhnny Who Believes Iff "All Girls Are Crazy" Trope Passing over the glaring grammatical errors here, I'm pretty offended that this guy seems to think it necessary to declare he's only looking for a "sane" girl, as if all women are "crazy" by default. The stereotype that women are crazy simply because we express our emotions or dare to be argumentative is harmful, and this guy is only perpetuating that problematic and antiquated view of women.

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